gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
People in love make me want to vomit
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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