Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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