Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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