why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
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