Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
