o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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