i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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