this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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