I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I'm having to shit out rocks
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