Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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