i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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