Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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