you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
he wants to bone in the snuggie
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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