Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i think i have herpe
just one?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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