After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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