Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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