next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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