Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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