I hate all girls vehemently.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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