where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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