I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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