The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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