my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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