Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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