I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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