i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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