Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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