please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize