Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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