We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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