I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Randomize
