It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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