About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I just found puke in my bra..
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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