i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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