at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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