I wish i was in the wii world.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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