yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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