Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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