so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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