i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
It's just like the Real World with babies
no you cant smoke seaweed
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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