the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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