Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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