so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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