i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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