so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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