yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
