I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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