So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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