He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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