i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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