you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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