But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize