Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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